March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
me: ok i have two essays three quizzes a test fifteen problems left on the math homework a makeup lesson fourteen paragraphs due tomorrow eighty pages to read and i gotta finish that book too plus that research paper has to be ten pages and it's due next week i haven't started that oh and those work cited pages plus the lecture notes i need to copy them again
me:
me:
me:
me: reblogs picture of flowers
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February 2012
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
That moment when the celebrity you wanted to see...
hunney:
all day: tired
time to go to bed: not tired
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec
murderer: ok
allimseeingispitchblack asked: i think you're gorgeous :3